HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH

-Tomado de un blog que lo tomo de otro y así sucesivamente.

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, Don't worry, your problems have finished, if you don't know how to speak Spanish, this will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish:

Ojo: Leer en voz alta

* Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
* N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
* Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
* Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chicken things.
* S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
* Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
* Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
* As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
* The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
* See eye = si hay = yes we have
* T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
* C 10 go free O = si, tengo frío = yes, I'm cold
* T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
* Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you